Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Bobby Brown"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"Donald Trump"

Parody Written by:

JuicedaSlop

The Lyrics

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What's up, losers, I'm Donald Trump
They say I'm the worlds most biggest chump
My life is fast, my money's shiny
I'm just like the devil if he was just like me
Here I am in some famous house
It looks like crap, but I'll still get around
I got a secretary here who wants to help with my briefings
Let her say what she wants, but I swear I won't rape her

Oh, man, I am the American thing
No-one can think better then me
And I will throw your ass in a ditch
I am the the king of your life, so bow to be

Early in my lifetime, my dad spoiled me with a bunch of women
I tell you people, I was so ready
Now I've growned up now to be business worthy
I made a big-ass tower with my last name on it, wow
I owned two casinos in Atlantic city, now I went bankrupt but I still act so shitty

Oh, man, I am the American thing
My face is on the newspapers
My German ancestors will be proud
I grabbed life by the balls and I will make it clear

So I went out and got my own TV show
That lasted too well, now it's time to go
Got a job being a president, and what an amazing adventure it's been
Now they're all over me, thinking I colluded with them Russian freaks
I probably did, but I won't tell you cause I love being me
I hate them Latinos but they all love me

Oh, man I am the American thing
Now I'm trying to build a wall so I can protect me
Man, i'll do anything to get well-known
I'll stay up all night with my cellular phone
Just blabbering out things that are extreme
But I just don't give a shit, I am the president
And my name is Donald Trump
Watch me now, I am your pal
And my name is Donald Trump
Watch me now, I am your pal
And my name is Donald Trump
Watch me now, I am your pal

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Agrimorfee - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

A bit unsubtle, but then again, Donald has never been--hell, he coulda written this and think it was the greatest song of all time. Marginal 555.

Krampus - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

You have been very naughty. 111

Senior - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Don't F*ck with TRUMP is my motto!

Tony Montana - December 24, 2017 - Report this comment

F*** Senior, and f*** the f****** Diaz Brothers!

JuicedaSlop - January 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Wow, everybody writes on my parody, but not on everyone else's parody of this? It's a bit unjust...

CML - January 02, 2018 - Report this comment

Agrimorfee and one triple-sock-pupett pupetteer are not exactly "everybody", JdS. You wanna see "everybody", check out Phil Alexander's "Starving in The Free World" -- 212 responses, of which 90% have a certain endearing foaming-at-the-mouth quality to them. If you're gonna do political, you can expect it. ....... Besides, how bad are these comments, anyhow? Unless you happen to be in tight with the "f*****g Diaz Brothers, they're really not that personal

Max Power - January 02, 2018 - Report this comment

As mentioned, if you're going political, this is to be expected. Also you should have a look at the comments sections for Pacholek and Robert's works, it gets pretty entertaining at times.

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