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Song Parodies -> "Uranus"
Original Song Title:
"Dream Weaver"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gary Wright
Parody Song Title:
"Uranus"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
You've just closed your thighs again
Now I'm boarding Uranus train
Driver take away the blueness of the spheres
Breathe deep into your behind
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
My roc-ket flew between your moons tonight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
I'm land-ing deep inside your clouds so bright
Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an asstral plane
Cross the thighways of pants I see
Help me to come in without pain
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
My roc-ket flew between your moons tonight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Planet train, oh your sweet caboose is tight
I think I shall be coming soon
Through your hea-ven-ly ring
Pry me away from the inside of your moons
And join me as we now both sing
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Planet train, oh your sweet caboose was tight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Let methane come out now, the time is right
( repeat and fade: )
Uranus...
Uranus...
Uranus...
Now I'm boarding Uranus train
Driver take away the blueness of the spheres
Breathe deep into your behind
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
My roc-ket flew between your moons tonight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
I'm land-ing deep inside your clouds so bright
Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an asstral plane
Cross the thighways of pants I see
Help me to come in without pain
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
My roc-ket flew between your moons tonight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Planet train, oh your sweet caboose is tight
I think I shall be coming soon
Through your hea-ven-ly ring
Pry me away from the inside of your moons
And join me as we now both sing
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Planet train, oh your sweet caboose was tight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Let methane come out now, the time is right
( repeat and fade: )
Uranus...
Uranus...
Uranus...
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I loved it! 555! Im gonna do a parod about Uranus, but I dunno to what song?
I loved it! 555! Im gonna do a parod about Uranus, but I dunno to what song?
HA HA HA HA HA!
When will the 'Uranus' insanity stop????
a perfect blend of "cosmic" and "sensual"....nice job...5s
Neptune is starting to get really jealous! I knew I could count on you. I figure we can stop when we reach 23.
You handled "Uranus" very well. I think it's fun to play with "Uranus". We should all line up and take turns with "Uranus". I could talk about "Uranus" all day...
Johnny D - I understand that Uranus is going to be aligned with Poopiter later on this month. Things may really hit the fan when those two are in conjunction. 5's.
Jack and mac: Thanks!
Your Worst Nightmare: Never! NEVER! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
Alvin: My sentiments exactly, and thank you.
Rick D: It's always fun to ruthlessly ridicule another planet - what are they gonna do, sue me? (Suddenly Johnny D sees several little green lawyers stepping out of a flying saucer on his front lawn)
Claude Prez: Why thank you, sir, and if you don't mind me saying so, if I were that kind of fellow, I would line up to take a turn with "Uranus", too.
Your Worst Nightmare: Never! NEVER! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
Alvin: My sentiments exactly, and thank you.
Rick D: It's always fun to ruthlessly ridicule another planet - what are they gonna do, sue me? (Suddenly Johnny D sees several little green lawyers stepping out of a flying saucer on his front lawn)
Claude Prez: Why thank you, sir, and if you don't mind me saying so, if I were that kind of fellow, I would line up to take a turn with "Uranus", too.
Paul Robinson - Thanks, and thanks for the celestial heads-up....or is it bottoms-up?
Uranus is rich subject matter. Uranus is its own genre. There is no end to Uranus. Uranus is universal. Nice job, Johnny Angel. (I got tired of calling you Johnny Deet.) And Jackie: I thought you were gonna do "Uranus is a Wonderland" to "Your Body is a Wonderland." If not you, who?
Thank you, Mighty Spaff. I like "Johnny Angel" - it conveys an image of cavorting amongst the heavenly bodies, not the least of which is, of course, Uranus.
Somebody else please do "Uranus is a Wonderland". I need to give Uranus a much-deserved rest ... you know, let the ring system resume its original orbit after all these gravitational stresses we've been putting on it.
Somebody else please do "Uranus is a Wonderland". I need to give Uranus a much-deserved rest ... you know, let the ring system resume its original orbit after all these gravitational stresses we've been putting on it.
Man this was anal. hehe.
I mentioned this in the comments section of another Uranus song, but has anybody heard of Mianus, Connecticut?
YW NIghtmare - I commented on the other thread but I didn't ask you this: What part of Connecticut is it in? I'm from Norwalk.
Oh, I dunno, are you talking counties? I don't know what part of Connecticut. I'd like to visit Mianus! I heard the view is nice!
Thanks Guy!
Johnny, I sent ya a PM at the board
Asstral plane - hee hee!
Thanks, Merry - nyuk nyuk!
Merry's comment is what got me here, so give him/her credit. Oh man, that wasy funny!
Thanks Jeff!
(ABC 'U') Wonder what number they will ASSign you in the contest. Hope it's not number 2. Good luck, JD.
Thanks Guy! Good luck to U2.
(ABC) A classic that I never read..(i'm so bad). Yer' an' us have tough competition. Appropriately psychedelic and funny. 545
Do you get a "single entendre"? Who'd of thought you could squeeze so much out of Uranus...
(ABC "U") Yes, and once again "Our-Anus" has been politically violated. 5's again here from the orbit of "Poo-Piter". Good stuff...
Gadzooks, how did I miss this originally, it asstounds me!
Thank you Agri, Philbo, Paul, and Pippin!
Still funny! (see above)
(ABC) See above.
What a trip! I remember when Voyager 2 visited Uranus and there were many jokes about it. There was an 'Up Uranus' club that had corremorative T-shirts for its members. As an amateur astronomer I hear these vulgar/cool jokes like this parody all the time. And the April 2020 ASStronomy magazine issue has an article about planet Venus moving close to Uranus in the evening sky - the article headline is 'Venus Sidles Up To Uranus'. Does that mean that the Roman love goddess or maybe tennis star Venus Williams shimmies up on yo butt? LOL
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