Should amuse, a Honolulu pleasure cruise
We all deduced, the first mate's screw was loose
What a goose

Now we're stuck, a shipwreck left us out of luck
And who's to blame? Now failure has a name
Gilligan

Thanks to the deck boy
We're lost at sea
This island's a speck, boy
In one word, "wee"
But oh, what the heck, boy
Accomodations free

Picked a bad time to get bored
To think I was late, but you had to wait, I guess it was fate

Business czar, his pampered wife, a movie star
A boob, a pest, both morons at their best
And the rest

Build a raft, a vain attempt to fix our craft
It all goes aft, cause Gilligan's so daft
Nature gaffed

Gilligan's Island
What a living hell
Reeks of rancid fish heads
Our daily smell
Of course it's uncharted
A remote place to dwell

While a wild man-eating horde
Attacks every day, to drag us away, for a souffle'

So let's kill the doofus
I'll go get a rope
Gilligan's goof-ups
Destroy our hope
To tell you the truth he's
The planet's biggest dope

Should've thrown him overboard
Now when it gets dark, a date with a shark for him