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Song Parodies -> "I'd Have You Anytime"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Have You Anytime"

Original Performer:

George Harrison

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Have You Anytime"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a little chin here
a nose and rib here
foot, knee, liver and heart
leggy bones too
stubby toes too
lots of rolls of pink goo

all i eat is you
all your meat and spine
though its mad to gnaw upon your arm
i'd have you anytime

let me make it
let me bake it
then display it and chew
then i'll stow you
i can't show you
folks can't know about you

all i eat is you
all your meat and spine
though its mad to gnaw upon your arm
i'd have you anytime

i see a grin here
your lips are thin here
fingers pried 'em apart
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Kristof Robertson - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Um, Alvin? ERRRKKK! Gruesomely good. 555
2Eagle - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I had to read a parody of a song by my favorite Beatle - Good.
AFW - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Mmm tasty...gave me an appetite..
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll have to sing this to my favourite pig tomorrow just before I slaughter him - 555
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks kristof 2eagle AFW and stuart
Spoof-Man - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
5-5-5's all round this masterpice

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