Song Parodies -> "All Cars Need Gas"

Original Song Title:

"All Things Must Pass"

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"All Cars Need Gas"

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The Lyrics

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Full tank doesn't last forever
It doesn't even last all day
Seems my car has stalled and has left me in the boondocks
Guess I'm going to take a walk today

All cars need gas
All cars need gas to play

Twenty dollars ain't a lot now
A spin can blow that much away
After that's gone, my car is deader than a doornail
Can I siphon a pint from you today?

All cars need gas
Or they won't drive away
All cars need gas
Or they're just useless mass
So I must go to the bank
Then get another tank

Now the engine only runs till lunchtime
In the afternoon it needs a fill
Money is good at escaping from my wallet
So I'm thinking about a bicycle

All cars need gas
All cars need gas to play
All cars need gas
Or they won't drive away

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Rob Arndt - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment

Funny... AND reminded me of my gas-guzzling '77 Camaro with the small-block 350. Got a whopping 7 mpg. I swear I'd fill up that 22 gal tank (largest on any Camaro) and watch the gas level go down as I drove. Drove me insane!!! But then I learned some helpful tips on making the car more aerodynamic with the windows always up, ease up on the petal, keep tures properly inflated, and no stop-n-gos or ignition on-off games. Extended me to 11 mpg!!! Sure hope Bachmann gets elected- need that $2 gas she's promising!!!

Porfle Popnecker - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment

My dad had a great gas-saving idea for me when I was a teenager--stop driving around so damn much! Of course, back then it was under a buck a gallon.

Andria - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment

Good one... I have a tendency to buy the absolute worst cars possible since I buy from impound auctions, and the 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 I got recently gets roughly 15 miles per gallon, which is actually better than the 1982 GMC pickup I had before getting 8 miles per gallon. Good parody, and 5s.

Porfle Popnecker - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria! I'm still driving the Olds Cutlass '88 I inherited from my parents. I was lucky growing up because my Dad was a used car dealer and we could drive his cars until he sold them out from under us.

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