I'll just need to bluff, spin
Calling you a "Red" man
I'll just use colonoscope on your change and hope
You'll see success is my friend
I'll say you cut a fart
What a blow unforeseen
You've been unsuited so long
Now here's a day to stew, watch Mitt preen

By planting the blame, I'm adored, no mystery
I soared while creating with a gall, you'll want to flee
Ranting my fame, all the horde's on bended knee
I scored by debating, you will fall, just a shakin' you'll see

You'll just be an asshole
Your tax returns you don't show
I have got the fourth estate just to help deflate
You bore us with your ego
You were hoping to be smart
They see you're not fair
You're a bust, they agree
You will pee in underware

By planting the blame, I'm adored, no mystery
I soared while creating with a gall, you'll want to flee
Ranting my fame, all the horde's on bended knee
I scored by debating, you will fall, just a shakin' you'll see

I just need my hot spouse
And people to be simple
I just need my PAC proceeds and those crooks with greed
To keep up that name calling
If you're coping, play your part
Don't go low, keep it clean
We will string them along
We'll be stinking up the hall scene

And while they grope, our riff is done, we're meant for several photos
And we'll just arrange for a four year sting, it's all a ride for voters
I scored by debating, you will fall, just a shakin' you'll see
By ranting my fame, all the horde's on bended knee.