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Song Parodies -> "He Stopped Loving Food Today"
Original Song Title:
"He Stopped Loving Her Today"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Jones
Parody Song Title:
"He Stopped Loving Food Today"
Parody Written by:
Rob H
The Lyrics
He was a fast food Connesour
From Burger King to Mickey D
He had coupons for them all
for anything he'd care to eat
They'd see him comming for a mile
and clear a counter just for him
Everybody knew his name
But they all called him BIG LIPS JIM
He stopped loving food today
they had to widen out his door
so they could carry him away
he stopped loving food today
They found some wrappers by his bed
A burger clutched inside his hand
A super size coke by his head
and a large fry on the stand
Bigger than a water tower
roughly weighed a thousand pounds
They had to dig for twenty hours
just to put him in the ground
CHOR
Spoken:
There were no flowers at the wake
no plants or cards of sympathy
just a big enormous cake
and a thousand french fries at his feet
CHOR
From Burger King to Mickey D
He had coupons for them all
for anything he'd care to eat
They'd see him comming for a mile
and clear a counter just for him
Everybody knew his name
But they all called him BIG LIPS JIM
He stopped loving food today
they had to widen out his door
so they could carry him away
he stopped loving food today
They found some wrappers by his bed
A burger clutched inside his hand
A super size coke by his head
and a large fry on the stand
Bigger than a water tower
roughly weighed a thousand pounds
They had to dig for twenty hours
just to put him in the ground
CHOR
Spoken:
There were no flowers at the wake
no plants or cards of sympathy
just a big enormous cake
and a thousand french fries at his feet
CHOR
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Fine job, Rob. Moral of the story: It is better to diet than to die! ;D
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