In a little while from now
that Kimmel will feel quite sour.
He promised himself
he'd treat himself
to visit a nearby tower.
He'd climb up to the top
so he'd tick Sarah off
in an effort to
make it clear, it's true
that he'd get revenge on Damon
left standing in the lurch
needs to search for way to get back
at his girlfriend who sought to end
it with him for what he'd lack.
I think all this is pretend.
But might not be then again:
Sarah, Matt, Ben
and Jimmy.

To think that only yesterday
there was no YouTube to play
to look forward to.
Now who looks, don't you?
And we all thought Matt and Ben were gay.
But as if to knock me down
Ms. Silverman came around
and without so much
as a mere touch
she went after Damon's pieces
leaving Jim to doubt
talk about that dashing Sox fan.
"You jerk!" he said, "You Chowdah-head!
I'm gonna clean your clock, man!"
And in this video feed
who's doing foul deed?
Sarah, Matt, Ben
and Jimmy.

It seems to me that there are more laughs
floating in the world
at these four boneheads.
They ain't no Coneheads.
What will they do?
Each other, true.

(instrumental break)

Sarah, Matt, Ben
and Jimmy.

And looking back over the years
with jokes, "Matt and Ben are queers"
I remember how we'd chide
and their movies slide
never wishing to hide the sneers.
And at 35 years old
Jen Garner has his wife's role.
I can't understand
why he'd be a man
who would snuggle with Jim Kimmel
leaving Matt to click
with a spicy chick Brazilian.
Since Sarah is who started this
I guess that she's the villain.
But I laughed so hard I say
I cried and cried all day!
Sarah, Matt, Ben
and Jimmy.

Sarah, Matt, Ben
and Jimmy.