Song Parodies -> "Something Groaned"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Rhymed"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Something Groaned"

Parody Written by:

Moose

The Lyrics

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Something Groaned

If I give up the seed I've been saving
To some perverted lady or man
Am I being a good boy
Am I your fav'rit toy
mother sleeze my disease says I am!

And in hiding the piles of my dooty
I perform an unscrupuless task
Would you punish me so? I hope hastily NO!
Not again will I kick my own ass!

Some feelings inside me will never disquise me
I'm right to wear two different shoes
And this pleasure I get when I'm grooming my pet
Is a gas!

When I'm licking my private parts candy
Eating lots so I get ample thighs
I will dance in the street and see sick human beings
Start to wretch just because of my size

Something bald, nothing blue, nothing injured
Nothing stained, nothing sticky or messed
Nothing but an ol' goof, nothing needed but proof
Nothing salty like brine, something smells like a swine
Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind
Nothing I wouldn't say - nothing? Why'cuz today
Something groaned

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh

Some feelings inside me will never disquise me
I'm right to wear two different shoes
And this pleasure I get when I'm grooming my pet
Is a gas!

Something bald, nothing blue, nothing injured
Nothing stained, nothing sticky or messed
Nothing but an ol' goof, nothing needed but proof
Nothing salty like brine, something smells like a swine
Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind
Nothing I wouldn't say - nothing? Why 'cuz today
Something groaned

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