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Song Parodies -> "Drugstore Gigolo"
Original Song Title:
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"Drugstore Gigolo"
Parody Written by:
Andrew McDonald
The Lyrics
I’ve been working this street so long
Wearin’ the same old thong
I’ve kissed every John in those cheap motels off Broadway
Shakin’ my butts the way it’s played
And the pills and booze get popped to cover all my pain
Used the dough he was scrimpin’
To buy the ring she was promised
Gotta hit my corner where the Johns are smiling at me
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Gettin’ slaps and tickles from jerks I didn’t even wanna blow
And pimps checkin’ to hear me moan
Well I really hate unwashed stink
Can’t forget to smile as they shrink
Still I gotta do down when they’re payin’ forr the job that goes around the whole way
I imagine who I’d like to do
With a brand new condom and a cute guy sucklin’ at my boobs
Used the dough he was scrimpin’
To buy the ring she was promised
Gotta hit my corner where the Johns are smiling at me
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Gettin’ slaps and tickles from jerks I didn’t even wanna blow
And pimps checkin’ to hear me moan
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
....... (fade).....
Wearin’ the same old thong
I’ve kissed every John in those cheap motels off Broadway
Shakin’ my butts the way it’s played
And the pills and booze get popped to cover all my pain
Used the dough he was scrimpin’
To buy the ring she was promised
Gotta hit my corner where the Johns are smiling at me
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Gettin’ slaps and tickles from jerks I didn’t even wanna blow
And pimps checkin’ to hear me moan
Well I really hate unwashed stink
Can’t forget to smile as they shrink
Still I gotta do down when they’re payin’ forr the job that goes around the whole way
I imagine who I’d like to do
With a brand new condom and a cute guy sucklin’ at my boobs
Used the dough he was scrimpin’
To buy the ring she was promised
Gotta hit my corner where the Johns are smiling at me
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Gettin’ slaps and tickles from jerks I didn’t even wanna blow
And pimps checkin’ to hear me moan
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
....... (fade).....
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Only problem is that a gigolo is male and this is apparently about a female prostitute. Try changing to pimp-ho maybe. Very funny
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