Song Parodies -> "Yes, I'll Survive (Not too young)"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

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Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"Yes, I'll Survive (Not too young)"

Parody Written by:

Your Stalker

The Lyrics

I was just plain bored when I started this one. It turned out odd, I know. No need to tell me so. I am not in Highschool, so that's why the song's got that 'Anti Age Descrimination' feel to it. Just ignore that, 'kay?

Y'know I am afraid
God, I'm petrified
All of these good writers
Scrawling at my side

Oh, how I spent so many nights
Thinking how I was so wrong
The reasons strong:
Your 90 years too young!

CHORUS
Well, I'll be back
From High School one day
Then I can look at you
And laugh in your sorry face
By then I've changed my stupid songs
Singing in a brand new key
And if you for just one small second wanna try and bother me
It'll be:
Walk out the door!
Turn around now; don't wanna see your face no more
Ain't you the one who tried to pelt me with them pies?
Heck, I didn't crumble
I swear I don't lay down an' die
No no, not I!
I will survive!
As long as I know how to try
I'm gonna stay alive
Oh, I've got all my time to give
And a good long life to live
Oh, I'll survive
I will survive,
HEY HEY!

It may take all the strength I have
Not to fall apart
But I won't be the one
With pieces of a broken heart

You ought to cry feeling sorry for yourself
'Cause I won't die
And then I'll smack your songs with pie

Then you'll see me,
Somebody new
Not that hyper little girl
Who so admired you?
Don't you dare try dropping in,
And expect me to be nice
I swear that if you touch me
I'll fill your head with lice

CHORUS TO FADE

Once again, I was very bored when writing this.

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