-> "I Will Survive: The Gamer's Story"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Survive"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Survive: The Gamer's Story"
The Lyrics
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Didn't want to think about how many times I'd died
But I spent so many hours just tryin' to beat this stupid game
That I grew strong
And I lived up to my name
And now I swing
I jump and run
This video game that I got is finally getting fun
I shouldn't have quit fighting I shouldn't have backed down
If I'd known with a little practice I could kick you out of town
Oh go now run
Away from me
Oh my sword that I am swinging is not so weak you see
Weren't you the one who could kill me in one try?
Think you still can?
Think I'll just curl up and die?
On no not I
I will survive
And as long as my fingers work I know I'll stay alive
Now I've learned how to play
It's my lucky day
I will survive!
I will survive!
Watch me leap and watch me fly
Watch all the little evil dudes evaporate and fry
Now I feel really elite
This came will soon be beat
I will survive!
I will survive!
HEY HEY!
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