-> "Eiffel Surprise"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Survive"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eiffel Surprise"
The Lyrics
Mom birthed me on a ta-
Ble in Petrograd
She taught me much of life and
Love and how the West was bad
And when the nineties came we'd fight
Against western style stores
We'd egg their doors
And throw rotten apple cores
But then the cops got on our case
Seems I have no right to uphold
The principles that I embrace
I immigrated to a land
Where they share my antipathy
Not to the snow-forsaken desert
But the city of Pah-ree
Tonight I wait
Starting at eight
For someone I know
Has come from some United State
It'll be such a sweet sight
When heads drip with cream pie
If I'm really lucky
They will scream and break down and cry
All thanks to my Eiffel Surprise
Just because they spent some time in Nice
Don't mean they'll have a nice
French vacation overall
I will make their spirits fall
At least I'll try, Eiffel Surprise
Hooray
With my food stuffed in a bag
I start my ascent
These metal bars ain't close
To wide enough to pitch a tent
It's good I'm not afraid of heights
Since then I'm sure I would freak out
Wobble and plunge, and soon I'd
Be more dead than Grunge
But I'm ready for my assault
Using a plethora of
Peanuts and a chocolate malt
And now I'm thanking Sir Newton
Just for explaining gravity
I know my food will fall faster
Than his from the apple tree
Ha ha, ho ho
My escargot
Will prove you wrong now
If you believe that snails are slow
Foes will all be stunned, they'll find
Their pain is super-sized
Because tower-tumbling's
The best use for Cheneyist fries
It's part of my Eiffel Surprise
No one will recognize my mug
Thanks to my great disguise
Lots of havoc will be wrought
And I shall not end up caught
Performing my
Eiffel surprise
And now I sweat, an amulet
And shamrock wielding
Large man is beginning to get
Loud saying that some
Blokes tried to take his lucky charms
This is verbal thunder
Which could serve as an alarm
That would would ruin my
Eiffel surprise
I guess this means the best laid plans
Of bright men go awry
I'm sure I'd have made mom proud
But now there is quite a crowd
So much for my
Eiffel surprise
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