-> "I Will Survive (Without My Phone)"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Survive"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Survive (Without My Phone)"
The Lyrics
At first I was afraid, I was so scared
Kept thinking I could never live without my phone in my hand
But then I spent so many nights staring at the screen And I got bored and I learned how to look away
And so you’re back, from the repair shop
I just walked in to find you here with that new case on your back
I should have bought a better charger,
I should have backed you up
If I had known for just one second
you would crash and shut me off
Go on now go, power up again
Just turn around now, 'cause you’re not broken anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to drain me with low battery?
Did you think I’d panic?
Did you think I’d lose my mind?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I have Wi-Fi, I know I’ll stay online
I’ve got all my apps to use, and I’ve got all my memes to share
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey hey
It took all the strength I had not to throw you out
Kept trying hard to fix the glitches of your system update
And I spent oh so many nights just waiting for your reboot I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I’m not that addicted little person still obsessed with you
And so you felt like coming back and just expect me to be free
Well, now I’m saving all my data for someone who’s worth it
Go on now go, power up again
Just turn around now, 'cause you’re not broken anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to drain me with low battery?
Did you think I’d panic?
Did you think I’d lose my mind?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I have Wi-Fi, I know I’ll stay online
I’ve got all my apps to use, and I’ve got all my memes to share
And I’ll survive, I will survive
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