At first, I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without my Twitter verified
But then I spent some time in space,
thought I'd save the human race
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along



And so you're thinking you can tweet with me
But now I'm free, though I'm not that easy
Went from PayPal to satellites, it's true
I will thrive, oh as long as I've got you



Went and bought the bird, said "comedy's back"
But then I fired half the staff, and now they call me Elon Hack
I'll tweet at night, 'cause I'm the chief
And I'll keep going 'til I make Mars my retreat



Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to drive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive, I will thrive



It took all the strength I had not just to fall apart
Kept trying to mend the pieces of my Tesla heart
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high



And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free
But now I'm saving up for that trip to Mars, you see



Oh no, not I, I will thrive
Oh, as long as I know how to drive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will thrive, hey hey