-> "I Will Survive Debate (or Parity Parody)"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Survive"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Survive Debate (or Parity Parody)"
Parody Written by:
Annaleigh
The Lyrics
At first I was afraid.
I was petrified.
I kept thinking I could never brief
This evidence tonight.
But then I spent so many rounds
Just thinkin' how AFF could do us wrong.
I grew strong.
I learned how to respond.
And so you're back from CX debate.
I just walked in to find you here
Without that file in your case.
I should have changed my disadvantage.
I would have made you answer me,
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back with Parity.
Oh now go.
Block out some more.
Just perm the CP now.
You're not topical anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to spread the 1AC?
Did you think I'd grumble?
Did you think I'd drop Contention 3?
Oh not I.
I will survive.
As long as I know how to flow
I know I'll be alive.
I've got all my speech to give .
I've got all your case to dump.
I will survive.
I will survive.
It took all the strength I had
To prove we're on the brink.
I'm trying hard to defend
My internal link.
And I spent oh so many rounds
Just feeling offended when you say "man".
I used to cry.
But now I hold my kritik up high!
And you'll see me again next weekend.
I'm not that stupid little person
Who will run from you.
And so you just dropped the disadvantage,
And you expect me not to know.
But now I'm saving all my impacts
For a team who's gonna flow.
Oh now go.
Block out some more.
Just perm the CP now.
You're not topical anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to spread the 1AC?
Did you think I'd grumble?
Did you think I'd drop Contention 3?
Oh not I.
I will survive.
As long as I know how to flow
I know I'll be alive.
I've got all my speech to give .
I've got all your case to dump.
I will survive.
I will survive.
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Overall Rating: | 3.8 | |
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