So I'm drivin' late night, man my hunger severe
There's a place up ahead that says 'Cold Beer'
And when I pull in, music's loud and clear
The name on the door says, 'The Longhorned Steer'

When I get in there, place is lookin' like a club
Doubt if I'm able to be gettin' any grub
Guess I'll get a beer that's all
Then I can leave and get me some grub
I'm 'bout to growl like a bear
Need some grub

Lady goes, "Hey, you come here often, hon?"
Smiles at me, comin' on strong
You know she had some pretty eyes
But there's something strange about her size

Then I look 'round me and I think I know what's up
I see some women; look at chins, kinda rough
Shouldn't see no stubble at all...
This ain't my thing, so-called 'gay bar' club
I made a line for the door
Gay bar club

[Instrumental Inter-dude]

Bros mislead, man that ain't fair
Whatt'ya do about? Gotta beware
Make sure the lass don't hang low
If you find her hard you'd best let go
And the lady goes, "Hey, don't forget me, hon"
Still is she comin' on strong
Ain't 'nuff booze man lame chick aims wrong
Oh, won't be gay bar lover's pawn

Sometimes I'm lonely but I'm sure I'll get enough
Don't need a dumb flirt coming in with a shove
She miss-leads, don't bed her, it galls
She's got a sting, stands tall, gay bar club
I draw the line; she's a guy
She's got a "thing", back off, stray far bud
Don't have a fling, bad call.....gay bar club