-> "Wreck of M.S. Wilhelm Gustloff"
Original Song Title:
"Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald"
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Parody Song Title:
"Wreck of M.S. Wilhelm Gustloff"
The Lyrics
The legend lives on of the ship that went down
On the grey sea they call with name Baltic
She was the largest her kind, but the mills of war grind
And her fate was by no means exotic
With a load of refugees, nine thousand, maybe
Mostly wives, mothers and sons and daughters
Wilhelm Gustloff that day at the Gdynia Bay
Was boardrded and heading for safe waters
She had heavy overload, ten thousand on board
For a vessel length two hundred eight meter
But at desperate time overload was no crime
And her captain then hoisted Blue Peter
The Soviet onslaught would leave, yup, spared nought
All women would be raped and homes looted
When the gangways were raised, still places were chased
But they were repulsed and off-booted
The convoy was led, as the survivors said,
by a torpedo boat named Löw-eh -
Then Gustloff would go, with Hansa to follow
They were escorted by Admiral Hipper
But alas - a week before had left the Hanko port
A Soviet submarine named S-13
She was eager for a kill, and commander full of will
Aleksandr Marinesko was captain
The ambush was set so S-13 would get
a good bearing on largest target
Thee torpedoes were shot, and they swam at forty knot
No one had noticed the lurker beneath yet
First of tin fish hit her bow, and then on a row
came second which hit her on midships
The third of torpedoes, hit her room of dynamos
The lights went out as did the electrics
The pumps went all out and panic spred about
It was clear that the proud ship was all gone then
The women onboard screamed as the seas roared
"Who would rescue our babies and children?"
The January seas of the Baltic often please
coastal Poland with mildish mid-winter -
But it was freezing that day, minus eighteen, they say
And the waves would the rescue work hinder
The panic ensued as everyone knew
there would not be enough boats and life jacket
Many were already drowned at the full-cramped bow
when the first tin fish hit it and crack it
People did jump to sea, which was not a good idea
As the cold water would cause hypothermy -
Radio wired out to air "Please come now, be fair -
We're sinking" - Aye, SOS, confirm-y!
Soon the rescuers arrived and they all together strived
To save as many people they would manage
One thousand and two hundred were rescued soon
But eight thousand did perish in that carnage
We know Titanic, indeed and Lusitania, maybe
And Edmund Fitzgerald is iconic -
But Gustloff, which was lost, of eight thousand souls' cost
Who'd remember that lost ship of Baltic?
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