-> "The Wreck of the MAGA Supporters"
Original Song Title:
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Parody Song Title:
"The Wreck of the MAGA Supporters"
The Lyrics
The legend lives on from the republicans down
To the big crowd stormed the rotunda
POTUS. it is said, has it stuck in his head
When the votes of November opposed him
With a load of law suits, more than sixty times more
than the ones that he had a chance of winning
He started to chide, he was fit to be tied
When the loss of November came surely
They strip his pride in this American plight
With a lack of support in Wisconsin
As his lawyers would boast, his votes were the most
With a claim of fraud beyond all reason
Including some claims from election machine firms
When installed fully loaded from Dominion
And during that night when the counting began
Could it be the blue wave they'd been feelin'?
The whining on twitter made a tattle-tale sound
And the lead in some states was failing
And everyone knew, and the president too
T'was the dems of November come stealin'
The mail ballot count came late to seal the fate
When the loss of November kept comin'
When the lawsuits came it was stingin' pain
In the face of faltering momentum
When Certification came, Trump came on the stage sayin'
Fight hard or you won't have a country
At two PM the crowd sent to the capital, he said
we’re going to walk I’ll be with you
The capitol chief called rioters comin' in
The house and the senate were in peril
And later that night when reinforcements arrived
Came the wreck of the MAGA supporters
Does any one know where the sanity goes
When the simple truth doesn't have power?
Searchers found pipe bombs at both party's quarters
And five people died in the encounter
They forced through the gates and they scaled the walls
They broke windows and smashed through the doors
When the curfew had come then the riot was done
The joint session resumed in its chambers
Facebook posts, Instagram shows
Breech of Pelosi's inner sanctum
Social media seems enforcement's dreams
Arrests are made across the nation
Qanon ploys and the boogaloo boys
Tried to put the blame on Antifa
But as the media goes the activists all know
With the rage of November defended
In the congressional chambers they met
To debate the POTUS involvement
Both sides had chimed, 'til they ran out of time
And passed the articles of impeachment
The legend lives on from the republicans down
To the big crowd stormed the rotunda
POTUS. it is said, has it stuck in his head
When the votes of November opposed him
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