-> "The Dreck They Call Nancy Pelosi"
Original Song Title:
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Parody Song Title:
"The Dreck They Call Nancy Pelosi"
The Lyrics
The legend lives down
With Chappaquiddick on down
The big b***h they call Ms. Pelosi
George W, she said, "wants all our soilders dead"
And her lies make America more gloomy
But the big mouthed f*****g whore
Has 26,000 lies more
Then the Nancy Pelosi weighed into
Her b******t ain't true
But the libs worship her too
When the votes of Nevember came early
Her s**t and her lies make Americans sigh
Worshipped by Herbert Kohl of Wisconsin
As the big liars go, she is bigger than most
From Chico to Compton, decieved them
Including some sperms on CBS that loved her
While Foxnews defied the liberal media
And later that night, when the election ran
Would it be the death win they've been feeling?
The lies and the liars on Bill O'Reily's show
Interuppted by the thing I was fearing
And every man knew as George Allen tried to
T'was the witch called Jim Webb did stealing
The don came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gays that November came voting
When the afternoon came I was crying rain
It was like a hurricane, their win
When the results came, the old witch Nancy came saying
"Fellows, the Christians, we beat! Ja!"
That same time it went, our good President came in
He said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"
And Allen gave in to the great satan Jim Webb
And the Republican crew was in peril
Later that night, when victory went out of sight
Was the dreck called the Nancy Pelosi
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the dems take America in hours
Those satans all say that they liked the way they're gotta pave
They're put Bush's legacy behind her
They're gotta get off when they legalize
The acts of a child pornographer
Nothing will remand of morals from Christ's brain
Free abortions for wives and for daughters
Bill Clinton rolls, Al Gore goes and sings
As they go and hire Dan Rather
Old Abe Lincoln seeps from the death of the free
George Washington cries from the horsemen
John Kerry goes for Taliban, oh
It may be scary with sex in here
The dirty hos go as the Hillary goes home
The gays this November remembered
In our Religious halls we go and pray
From little churches to cathederals
The church bell ranged 1 million times for each baby killed by Nancy Pelosi
The legend lives down
With Chappaquiddick on down
The big b***h they call Ms. Pelosi
George W, she said, "wants all our soilders dead"
And her lies make America more gloomy
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