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Song Parodies -> "I Am Aquarium-banned"
Original Song Title:
"We're An American Band"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Grand Funk Railroad
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Aquarium-banned"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
in the jail for forty days
i've been a-breakin' rocks...judge said i was crazed
quite unfunny, he said, in fact
disturbin' sea world...with my unnatural act
in, i dived...and down, i sank
with shamu playin'...right in his tank
twas boozed and flailin'...what a sight
not long till i was fished out and was booked that night
i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned
four hundred tourists...said "oh my god"
then gave me quite a hand when i joined in the show
feelin' good...feelin' tight...twas drunken that night
the sea world director nearly died of fright
then three riled trainers...strappin' young lads
they jumped in to seize and boy, were they mad
"come on, dude...what's this about ?"
and they proceeded to drag my drunk ass out
i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned
i've been a-breakin' rocks...judge said i was crazed
quite unfunny, he said, in fact
disturbin' sea world...with my unnatural act
in, i dived...and down, i sank
with shamu playin'...right in his tank
twas boozed and flailin'...what a sight
not long till i was fished out and was booked that night
i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned
four hundred tourists...said "oh my god"
then gave me quite a hand when i joined in the show
feelin' good...feelin' tight...twas drunken that night
the sea world director nearly died of fright
then three riled trainers...strappin' young lads
they jumped in to seize and boy, were they mad
"come on, dude...what's this about ?"
and they proceeded to drag my drunk ass out
i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned
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HA HA HA...still laughing so hard I choked. This is an absolute scream, alvin.555++
That was you? You looked like you were having a whale of a time. Enjoyed this!
LOL!!! This is hilarious, Alvin! My favorite of the day!
As a penalty, you must cede 555 pounds of fish food to the aquariums each year.
he he
I knew there was something fishy about you. Couldn't you just do a mind-meld with them, like Spock did with the whale in "Star Trek IV"? No muss, no fuss, and you might even save the world!
thanks dee rex arwen dylan ann and michael
This is the banning of Alvin from aquariums/Alvin from Aquariums!/Aquariums!/Aquariums!.5s
Do you remember Flipper by any chance?
thanks jack....haven't been in a coupla years, but not banned...yet....thanks 2eagle...you bet i remember flipper
What, no blow-hole jokes? Since I live in Orlando, I can appreciate any theme-park parodies. $555 fine, which is almost the price of a ticket now.
This paints a hilarious word picture..put your hand up for some high fives..
thanks mckludge and AFW
Being that we are now living in the "AGE OF AQUARIUM", this should be our national anthem. Very, very, funny.
thanks john
thanks john
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