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Song Parodies -> "We're All Americans, Man!"

Original Song Title:

"We're An American Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Grand Funk Railroad

Parody Song Title:

"We're All Americans, Man!"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

On the base for forty days,
time has come to get in his face
no more fakin, it's time to act
time to take to the air, time to fire on iraq

Up all night with c-n-n
I got to tell you Paula Zahn's in
cruisers and missiles, we firin all night
and here's what we'll be singin as we start up the fight

we're all americans, man
we're all americans man
we comin to your town,
saddam, he goin down,
we're all americans man

four young iraqis in Kandahar,
tried to run, they didnt get far
they way they ran, we thought they were mensch
as usual though, it turned out they were french

now these french lackeys, opposed our plan
said need another resolution from the U.N
but no more time, it's on tonight,
and now we gonna show the world we can fight


we're all americans, man
we're all americans man
we comin to your town,
saddam, he goin down,
we're all americans man

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Billy Florio - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Kandahar is in Afghanistan, not Iraq
Meriadoc - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah -- I saw that too - but it was still a good parody.
Dylan Baranski - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5, and long live the USA!

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