-> "Zuckin’"
Original Song Title:
"Truckin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Zuckin’"
Parody Written by:
Metaforker
The Lyrics
Zuckin’: sellin’ out with vim
[Ap]pease Zuckin’—a complete yes man
Together with a corps of swine
Zuck suckups keep on
Barrows of money delivered ensure that there’s no heat
On him and empire to ensure that they can still lie, cheat
Nazis and wackjobs and terrorists are loving this treat
Offered by Zuck…cares mainly about bling
No screening the rants and screams
A conspiracy freaks’ wet dream
Zuck fired the fact-checking team
And so the creeps run free
Zuck is a sell-out, so with MAGA he has found true love
Giving all of the crazies a much safer home
Much more effluent on Fascbook will be flowin’
Zuck is a whore and he’ll never have to atone
Zuck is a dangerous man
Made a forum for dangerous scams
Fascbook, more each day, site for slime
And conspiracy clowns
Yeah, Zuck’s site’s a blight, in ’16 he
Allowed Putin’s lies to run free
Hired to be nominally
Guards fighting BS spin
But now he’s taken brakes off the crazy train
Now the dark web appears comparatively sane
BS and threats now mix in with the inane
Of existence, Fascbook is a big bane
Zuckin’ involves bending low
To rump and forkin’ over lots o’ dough
But Zuck’s a power, money ho’
Slut kneels for suckin’ up
He got rid of all the staff that could lie-winnow
Kowtows with Bezos and Musk and billionaire friends
Do their best to help the country unravel
Thiel and ho’s like Andreesen, Reich-blessed are all these henchmen
Slut contingent’s amoral, means justified by the ends
Suckin’ on the scourge’s teat
On trafficking there’s no lids
Frees freaks to prey on the kids
Assists pederasty.
Zuck is a whiner and pussy, hear him pule and cavil
Democracy-trampling scam and nettlesome clown
Each time his lips move, you know that he’s lyin’
Blight is a boor with a site that can’t be shut down
Zuck is a blight that will never see
Consequences for treachery
Fact-checkers he set free
For evil he’s all in
Zuck is partly robot drone
Pro-autocracy, he is so wrong
Some say he’s a Goebbels clone
Zuck, rump pawn, Musk-muck pong.
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