Everybody's high on resignation
Everybody's tryin' to tell me
What is right for me, yeah
I'm on the brink of a stay in prison
Here's your lawyer's fee
Ooooh, help me Abbe!

She's Gone (she's gone)
Oh, I, Oh, I.
I wish they'd learn how to trace her
She's Gone (she's gone)
Oh, I, Oh, I,
I'd pay Dick Morris to deface her
She's Gone, ( she's gone)
Oh, I
What went wrong?

Get up in the morning
Look in the mirror
I must admit that I'm one bootylicious man, yeah
My wife ain't lookin' any younger
Oh, can't you see,
It's taken it's toll on me?

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I think I'll spend eternity in committee
Let these long, boring meetings
Make the press amscray, yeah
But, Miss Levy, if you can hear me
Here's my humble plea
Would you vote (vote) for me?

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