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Song Parodies -> "The Blog That Am! (Are you reading?)"
Original Song Title:
"Moviestar"
Original Performer:
Harpo
Parody Song Title:
"The Blog That Am! (Are you reading?)"
Parody Written by:
IludiumPhosdex
The Lyrics
The tune under parody here was the European Summer Hit of 1976 (as in the American Bicentenary), reaching #1 in several European countries.
You who are too dependent on
Fox News Channel for your good,
As well as Drudge and Breitbart and
Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh:
What's keeping you from discovering
What may lie behind their prolefeed?
Or is it just your Zealotry
And True Belief that keeps you from reading--
CHORUS:
The Blog That Am! The Blog That Am!
Well, are you reading The Blog That--
The Blog That Am! The Blog That Am!
Are you reading The Blog That Am!?
Some visitor thereto described the same
As "too cool and beautiful to
Develop and motivate", as well as
"build up character;"
You'd probably agree with that
If you'd just make a habit of
Reading such an esoteric blog
Such as is under stylee of--
(repeat CHORUS)
And in response to the ex-lax of
Conservative Zealotry and
True Belief on the National Debt
In these United States, this same blog
Devotes its online shopping towards
The reduction of the same;
So why keep talking when you want
Action in the first place from the likes of--
(repeat CHORUS)
I'd advise you to bookmark that blog,
Make it a tea-and-toast habit for once;
I think you'll agree there's no cooler blog
On all Teh Innertubez such as--
(repeat CHORUS)
Fox News Channel for your good,
As well as Drudge and Breitbart and
Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh:
What's keeping you from discovering
What may lie behind their prolefeed?
Or is it just your Zealotry
And True Belief that keeps you from reading--
CHORUS:
The Blog That Am! The Blog That Am!
Well, are you reading The Blog That--
The Blog That Am! The Blog That Am!
Are you reading The Blog That Am!?
Some visitor thereto described the same
As "too cool and beautiful to
Develop and motivate", as well as
"build up character;"
You'd probably agree with that
If you'd just make a habit of
Reading such an esoteric blog
Such as is under stylee of--
(repeat CHORUS)
And in response to the ex-lax of
Conservative Zealotry and
True Belief on the National Debt
In these United States, this same blog
Devotes its online shopping towards
The reduction of the same;
So why keep talking when you want
Action in the first place from the likes of--
(repeat CHORUS)
I'd advise you to bookmark that blog,
Make it a tea-and-toast habit for once;
I think you'll agree there's no cooler blog
On all Teh Innertubez such as--
(repeat CHORUS)
(And if you're looking to see it for yourself, 'tis, after the late Frank McCourt.)
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Excellent job here... sounds kind of like some political blogs that shall go unnamed. 555.
BTW, where the heck have you been? I last saw you in November 2007, before I had some severe problems with life and suddenly dropped off the AmIRight scene almost as fast as I had returned and jumped into voting/commenting.
BTW, where the heck have you been? I last saw you in November 2007, before I had some severe problems with life and suddenly dropped off the AmIRight scene almost as fast as I had returned and jumped into voting/commenting.
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