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Song Parodies -> "My Computa"
Original Song Title:
"Barracuda"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Heart
Parody Song Title:
"My Computa"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
Ode to old worn out piece of crap PC's. Dell Dimension anyone?
My network got hacked, I just got attacked, today
I had to turn my screen away.
Virus patrol, is out of control
Malware, infections reign.
It’s running so slow in Safe Mode
Better shut down before it explodes.
I’m lookin’ down, down, down, down on my keys.
That piece of crap, My Computa, oh no.
Keyboard is jammed, ingested some Spam,
I need a drink and some RAM.
Wireless Mouse, is lost in the house, it’s gone,
Mystery.
Refrain:
If my hard drive can’t do the trick
I’d better pour some Nestle’s Quick.
Milk’s gonna turn, turn, turn, till I’m sick
That piece of crap, My Computa, oh no.
Samsung, Dell and Apple can
Kiss my Grits and shave my head, Bald
They always leave me appalled.
Facebook, Skype and all the rest
Leave me awfully stressed
Who thought of Windows 10?
Silly businessmen.
SOLO
If my Router’s slowing me down,
I’d better upgrade down in the ground.
I’m gonna pay, pay, pay, pay,
Pay through the nose.
My Compu, My Computa
Oh no.
Series of harmonic power chords.
Closing Riffs.
I had to turn my screen away.
Virus patrol, is out of control
Malware, infections reign.
It’s running so slow in Safe Mode
Better shut down before it explodes.
I’m lookin’ down, down, down, down on my keys.
That piece of crap, My Computa, oh no.
Keyboard is jammed, ingested some Spam,
I need a drink and some RAM.
Wireless Mouse, is lost in the house, it’s gone,
Mystery.
Refrain:
If my hard drive can’t do the trick
I’d better pour some Nestle’s Quick.
Milk’s gonna turn, turn, turn, till I’m sick
That piece of crap, My Computa, oh no.
Samsung, Dell and Apple can
Kiss my Grits and shave my head, Bald
They always leave me appalled.
Facebook, Skype and all the rest
Leave me awfully stressed
Who thought of Windows 10?
Silly businessmen.
SOLO
If my Router’s slowing me down,
I’d better upgrade down in the ground.
I’m gonna pay, pay, pay, pay,
Pay through the nose.
My Compu, My Computa
Oh no.
Series of harmonic power chords.
Closing Riffs.
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