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Song Parodies -> "Vlad’s Da! Puta"

Original Song Title:

"Barraduca"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"Vlad’s Da! Puta"

Parody Written by:

Rievelation

The Lyrics

Whore’s more than a friend, she bends to Vlad every day
From USA she’s turned away
Treacherous crunt kisses the stunted Trunt
Tongue trails on back crack swale

She lies every time that she screams
Till she nearly busts at the seams
She’s going down, down, down, down on her knees
Because it’s true, Gabbard’s Putin’s ho-o-o’

Backing war crimes she is with a vengeful glee
Her purpose is treachery, oh yeah
For wrong she’s hot, a sellout that’s got no shame
Tricking dame

She’s got a real urge to go turn tricks
For Putin and his puppet dick
Each day she yearns, yearns, yearns, yearns, yearns to do licks
Stooge, slattern puta, gelled mouth

Sell out shill tout, this puta’s bent
Jive clown freak sow, she won’t relent, stooge
This puta’s treachery is yuge

She’d be happy to hand the text
That’s classified to master Vlad
’cause she’s a slattern tool, plays by Putin’s rules

She’s also Assad’s sidekick
War criminal that’s beyond sick
She is a turn-, turn’-, turn-, turn-, turncoat that tricks
For Vlad, his slattern puta. Da!

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Tall Tammy - February 12, 2025 - Report this comment
Is the goal ultimately to make Felon 47's son Barron the Assad of America?

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