-> "Vlad’s Da! Puta"
Original Song Title:
"Barraduca"
Parody Song Title:
"Vlad’s Da! Puta"
Parody Written by:
Rievelation
The Lyrics
Whore’s more than a friend, she bends to Vlad every day
From USA she’s turned away
Treacherous crunt kisses the stunted Trunt
Tongue trails on back crack swale
She lies every time that she screams
Till she nearly busts at the seams
She’s going down, down, down, down on her knees
Because it’s true, Gabbard’s Putin’s ho-o-o’
Backing war crimes she is with a vengeful glee
Her purpose is treachery, oh yeah
For wrong she’s hot, a sellout that’s got no shame
Tricking dame
She’s got a real urge to go turn tricks
For Putin and his puppet dick
Each day she yearns, yearns, yearns, yearns, yearns to do licks
Stooge, slattern puta, gelled mouth
Sell out shill tout, this puta’s bent
Jive clown freak sow, she won’t relent, stooge
This puta’s treachery is yuge
She’d be happy to hand the text
That’s classified to master Vlad
’cause she’s a slattern tool, plays by Putin’s rules
She’s also Assad’s sidekick
War criminal that’s beyond sick
She is a turn-, turn’-, turn-, turn-, turncoat that tricks
For Vlad, his slattern puta. Da!
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