the boys can be friends
but it all depends...they say
on what you have to display
they revile anyone they think is no fun
they're males...and hard as nails

even little boys have their needs
so now they're being nice to me
i think they'd like to give 'em a squeeze
now, wouldn't they ?
pair o' hootahs

there was a time
i was much more streamlined, you see
but i have grown by degrees
and before long, they're coming on strong
this dame...has a frame

if the real thing don't do the trick
you'd better get some implants quick
you'll get spurned for some other chick
won't you ?
pair o' hootahs...oh yeah

let me tell you what mama said
"deep down, i'm no different than you
they winked when i got the boobs, too"

all the day and all of the next
they just stared at my rack
and they began to drool
silly silly fools

f the real thing don't do the trick
you'd better get some implants quick
you'll get spurned for some other chick
won't you ?
pair o' hootahs