Song Parodies -> "I Am (Afghan) Woman"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Woman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"I Am (Afghan) Woman"

Parody Written by:

Valerie F. de Daulles

The Lyrics

I am woman, hear me wail
Cuz I can now remove my veil
And I'm not about to
Put it on, la-la!
Even though I have no cash
My burqua's finally in the trash
Oh, I just can't wait
To slip into a bra!

Oh, yes, I am dumb
I can't even spell my name
But I won't be glum
Cuz I know who to blame
Every male here
Will sing soprano soon
I am strong
I'm not invisible
I am woooooman!

I am woman, you are scum
And now my allied troops have come
And they're going after you
Across the sand
I'll adopt the modern ways
I'll give Regis all my praise
I'll have television
And not Taliban!

Oh, yes, I have eyes
And I even have a mouth
I got T and A if you
Just look further south
And I plan to
Flaunt them like Britney Spears
Watch out, Dole
Dorri is on a roll
I am woooooman!
(I am woman! I'm not invisible...)

Velkro

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