-> "I Am Sarah"
Original Song Title:
"I Am Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Sarah"
Parody Written by:
Friends of Distraction
The Lyrics
I am Sarah, hear me roar
I am a force you can't ignore
And I think I have what it takes to contend
But about me, when you vote
There are some things you should take note
You may want to think about that vote again
Oh yes I am hot
But it's wisdom that I feign
Mrs. nice, I'm not
And much power I've attained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am right (right)
I am Republican (Republican)
I am Sarah
As the mayor of Wasilla
I taxed food, and here's a killer:
When I left, the town was twenty mil in debt
Controversies, they embroiled me
Voters? They almost recalled me
Sewage treatment plant was needed. Didn't get.
Oh yes I am hot
To the radical far right
Sometimes speak in tongues
With rifles I can fight
If I need to, I will shoot anything
I am armed (armed)
Let's pray that I'm stable (am I Stable?)
I am Sarah
I'll defend all embryos
Even if the baby knows
That his mother is his sister. Ain't that swell?
Did you know I'm not a man?
Iraq war? "That is God's plan!"
And if you dare to disagree, you'll burn in Hell.
Oh yes I am hot
And it's wisdom I disdain
You will pay the price
One heartbeat from McCain
If he kicks it, I will rule everything
I am nuts (nuts)
I am too dangerous (too dangerous)
I am Sarah...
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