-> "I'm A Woman"
Original Song Title:
"I Am Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm A Woman"
The Lyrics
I'm a woman, somewhat sore
Because I was a man before
And the surgeons did some snipping here and there
Just to be what I must be
I underwent some surgery
In the process I both lost and gained a pair
Yes I changed my guise
I was born again in pain
Scalpel took a slice
But there's some things I retain
See, I had to, I would do anything
Wasn't wrong (wrong)
Some scars are visible (they're visible)
Now I'm woman
You can bend and mold and shape me
Cause the feeling won't escape me
Transformation--I'll achieve my final goal
Though the doctor came to sever
My unwanted gear shift lever
I'm a tranny now, in body and in soul
Yes, between my thighs
I still feel a lot of pain
But I have my prize
So I sing this glad refrain
"If I want to, I can be anything!"
Felt the knife (knife)
I took some hormone shots (some hormone shots)
Now I'm woman
Well it took some nerves of steel
I am standing in high heels
Doesn't hurt to fall, but it sure hurts to land
This is my experiment
And I've nothing to lament
Don't give a damn if you don't understand
So, please call me "Miss"
And so you won't have to guess
I don't stand to piss
I always wear a dress
If I have to, I can go anywhere
"Mister's" gone (gone)
No longer masculine (or chauvinist)
I'm a woman
Yes, I'm woman
I'm such a woman
I am not eunuchoid
"He" is gone
I'm a woman
I ain't no castrato
I'm a woman!
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