Song Parodies -> "I am Karen"

Original Song Title:

"I am Woman"

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Original Performer:

"I am Karen"

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The Lyrics

I am karen hear me roar
At employees at a store
Cause I'm used to getting everything my way hey
I will growl just like a cur
Now go get the manager
So I can give them a big slice
Of my disdain

Oh yes I am loud
But That's part of my big game
I'm unconsolable
So listen while I rave
If you force me I will go nuclear
I am corse
(Corse)
I am unreasonable
(Unreasonable)
I am Karen

I am Karen hear me yell
When I feel I am compelled
To point out a slight I have perceived
You can tell when I'm deranged
When my voice pitch starts to change
And I start to spew some vitriolic screed

Oh yes I am loud
But That's part of my big game
I'm unconsolable
So listen while I rave
If you force me I will go nuclear
I am corse
(Corse)
I am unreasonable
(Unreasonable)
I am Karen

I will get unhinged right away
When all things don't go my way
And I'll rant and rave til purple in the face
So you earn a lower wage
And it's you I'll point my rage
As I go off in my usual tirade

Oh yes I am loud
But That's part of my big game
I'm unconsolable
So listen while I rave
If you force me I will go nuclear
I am corse
(Corse)
I am unreasonable
(Unreasonable)
I am Karen

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CML - November 22, 2023 - Report this comment

Love this .. with one caveat. I have four sisters; one of whom is a kid sister named Karen, who is the least Karenistic sister of the brood. One of my other kid sisters is an infinitely greater Karenistic threat than Karen. She is truly capable of acts of mass Karenism. So let me clear, I claim my sister Karen is NO KAREN!! ... And oi'll be foighting any man in this bahr whut says different!

CML - November 22, 2023 - Report this comment

Sorry, but this issue just gets me Irish up. Which is weird because I have no Irish ancestry at all!!

G. R. Broski - November 22, 2023 - Report this comment

CML - LOL

Patrick - November 22, 2023 - Report this comment

Haven't been here for a while, but dropped in and found this gem. I do have Irish ancestry. I don't think the Irish are as apt to get unhinged as some. We take our negative stereotypes out and parade them down main street every 17th of March. Glad to see an old-timer commenting.

CML - November 23, 2023 - Report this comment

Actually, Patrick, I am half Irish .. on me grandmothers' side. Both me sainted grandmoothers are full Irish. Even have an older brother na.ed Patrick. Some people here may know my last name is German. And one joke I tell people is "I never know how to play it on St Patrick's Day. Should I get stinking drunk on green beer, or should I go to bed early so I can wake up well-rested and alert and ready to invade France"

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