I am Ahhnold, hear me roar,
Poll numbers too big to ignore!
Und I won this crazy recall fair und square!
Now Pete Wilson's by my side,
Yet from the press, I try to hide -
'Cause I'm nowhere near as smart as my chest-hair!

Ja, I am pumped
Und it's muscle born of pain
Ja, I've worked out haahd
Look how much bulk I've gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am eenvincible (eenvincible)
I am Ahhnold

Democrats shall never break me,
'Cause the voters chose to make me,
Caw-lee-fornia's Gov-er-nator by surprise!
Und when re-election comes,
I shall crush those liberal bums
With the manly muscle-power of my thighs!

Ja, I am pumped
Though some steroids played their pahht
Now I am so huge
I have supersonic fahhts
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am eenvincible (eenvincible)
I am Ahhnold

I am Ahhnold, watch me grow,
See me standing toe to toe,
With those tax-und-spending wimpy girly-men!
Caw-lee-fornia's Governator,
Shall be their Terminator,
'Til my ego weeps from boredom once again!

Ja, I am pumped
Like they say, no pain no gain!
But now I ask my wife:
Which muscle is my brain?
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am eenvincible (eenvincible)
I am Ahhnold