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Song Parodies -> "Belt 'Em Down"
Original Song Title:
"Delta Dawn"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Helen Reddy
Parody Song Title:
"Belt 'Em Down"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.
I piss 'til dawn cause my bladder is goin' crazy,
Another round, that will drown my sorrow maybe.
Just a drinkin' 'em down got a shot class in each hand,
Just don't run out my favorite brand.
In a drunken haze I belt another down,
Fell off the rug now the floor I'm hangin' on.
But I so gotta go pee, forget my pride,
Pee my pants and pass out I am fried.
Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.
Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.
(Repeat verse to fade)
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.
I piss 'til dawn cause my bladder is goin' crazy,
Another round, that will drown my sorrow maybe.
Just a drinkin' 'em down got a shot class in each hand,
Just don't run out my favorite brand.
In a drunken haze I belt another down,
Fell off the rug now the floor I'm hangin' on.
But I so gotta go pee, forget my pride,
Pee my pants and pass out I am fried.
Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.
Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.
(Repeat verse to fade)
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Funny line - "Fell off the rug now the floor I'm hangin' on." Good job, Guy! 5's
Oops - typoed this one. Verse 2 third line should be "Glass" not "Class". I hate it when this happens.
Hope ya weren't driving when you did the research for this puppy! LOL! 5's
P.S. Hey Guy, I feel like such a doofus - it wasn't until quite awhile after you and I started exchanging emails that your email-alias's "hidden joke meaning" dawned on me......took me long enough to catch on, especially considering the types of parodies I've been known to write from time to time!
P.S. Hey Guy, I feel like such a doofus - it wasn't until quite awhile after you and I started exchanging emails that your email-alias's "hidden joke meaning" dawned on me......took me long enough to catch on, especially considering the types of parodies I've been known to write from time to time!
Love this song!!!
LOL! Good job here, 5's!
Clever parody with a lot of funny lines. I gave it 5-5-4 because the words in the 4th line of the chorus were arranged in a forced manner.
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