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Song Parodies -> "Pussy is Gone"
Original Song Title:
"Shannon is Gone"
Original Performer:
Henry Gross
Parody Song Title:
"Pussy is Gone"
Parody Written by:
Linda Terhune
The Lyrics
"Sometimes you gotta do things you don't want to...If you're lookin' for a purpose in life, doin' what's right is your purpose." - Sal "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero"You know me...I don't stick my beak in." - Johnny "Sack" Sacramoni"Oh, yeah. Be one of those wives like Carmela Soprano...breast feed a bunch of rug rats, then spend the rest of your life at the gym, just you and your stretch marks."- Adriana La Cerva
Belated sure, but so?
Belated sure, but so?
A whole new season begins
Been so long since the last season-end
What was the cliffhanger, it's been so long now
Watched repeats to refresh
They took another long rest
They've done it before
So damn annoying
Chorus
Pussy is gone, was shot and shoved into the sea.
He really couldn't swim away
And Adriana died
Sill shot her head to toe
Sad but those two narks had to go
Why doesn't Johnny "Sack" die?
I am so darn sick of that guy
If I were Tony, I swear I'd pop him
I admit that I wasn't sad
When Tony killed Tony - I was glad
Cousin or not, the guy had issues
Chorus
Pussy is gone I know and Adriana too
They both knew that's what Tony would do
All that is real old news, just bring on the new show
And three episodes aren't a season you know
Ah ah
Hurry bring back the Sopranos
Ah ah
Been so long since the last season-end
What was the cliffhanger, it's been so long now
Watched repeats to refresh
They took another long rest
They've done it before
So damn annoying
Chorus
Pussy is gone, was shot and shoved into the sea.
He really couldn't swim away
And Adriana died
Sill shot her head to toe
Sad but those two narks had to go
Why doesn't Johnny "Sack" die?
I am so darn sick of that guy
If I were Tony, I swear I'd pop him
I admit that I wasn't sad
When Tony killed Tony - I was glad
Cousin or not, the guy had issues
Chorus
Pussy is gone I know and Adriana too
They both knew that's what Tony would do
All that is real old news, just bring on the new show
And three episodes aren't a season you know
Ah ah
Hurry bring back the Sopranos
Ah ah
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