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Song Parodies -> "Cricket"
Original Song Title:
"Shannon"
Original Performer:
Henry Gross
Parody Song Title:
"Cricket"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Henry Gross's song was about the death of Carl Wilson's dog. Gross toured with the Beach Boys and told Carl that he had a dog named Shannon, then learned that Carl's dog (also named Shannon) was killed by a car.
These crazy days never end
Those magaT minds are so bent
It's one crazy thing after another
It's hard know what to say
When things become this insane
Even some conservatives will concur
Cricket is gone
A dope shot her in a gravel pit
Can Noem still be Dump's VP pick?
The South Dakota governor
Is one mean lady
She shot a goat and her puppy
MagaTs try hard to pretend
They'll make U.S. so great again
By making sure only tough folks lead her
If they think killing pets is wise
Their opposition will rise
Compassionate leaders folks will prefer
Cricket is gone
A dope shot her in a gravel pit
Can Noem still be Dump's VP pick?
The South Dakota governor
Is one mean lady
She shot a goat and her puppy
She shot a goat and her puppy
Those magaT minds are so bent
It's one crazy thing after another
It's hard know what to say
When things become this insane
Even some conservatives will concur
Cricket is gone
A dope shot her in a gravel pit
Can Noem still be Dump's VP pick?
The South Dakota governor
Is one mean lady
She shot a goat and her puppy
MagaTs try hard to pretend
They'll make U.S. so great again
By making sure only tough folks lead her
If they think killing pets is wise
Their opposition will rise
Compassionate leaders folks will prefer
Cricket is gone
A dope shot her in a gravel pit
Can Noem still be Dump's VP pick?
The South Dakota governor
Is one mean lady
She shot a goat and her puppy
She shot a goat and her puppy
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