So we're on the beach in the nudie section
I can clearly see you have an erection

Hide the bone! Yeah hide your bone buddy
Hide the bone! Don't let no one see it
Hide the bone! Against regulations
Hide the bone!

Ever since I started going to nudist camps
The young and bouncy ladies there, they light my lamp
But I've got to hide the signs that I'm aroused
If the guards see me this way they'll kick me out

They'll ban you or arrest you in a jiffy
If they see you walkin' round when you have got a stiffie

So we're on the beach in the nudie section
Need to bring some cream for sun protection
And you've seen a girl, you've made your selection
But your dirty thoughts give you an erection

Hide the bone! Yeah hide your bone buddy
Hide the bone! Don't let no one see it
Hide the bone! Just use a big towel to....
Hide the bone!

It doesn't matter if it's short or long
If it's swollen it's your job to go and hide your dong
They catch you then it just might be a real life-ender
'Cause they could register you as a sex offender

They'll ban you and you must be going
If they see you walkin' round when your woody's showing

So we're on the beach in the nudie section
Need to bring some cream for sun protection
And you've seen a girl, you've made your selection
But your dirty thoughts give you an erection

Hide the bone! Yeah hide your bone buddy
Hide the bone! Don't let no one see it
Hide the bone! Just use a big towel to....
Hide the bone

Hide the bone! Yeah hide your bone buddy
Hide the bone! Don't let no one see it
Hide the bone! Just use a big towel to....
Hide the bone