-> "Bombed The Boat"
Original Song Title:
"Rock The Boat"
Parody Song Title:
"Bombed The Boat"
The Lyrics
It was sitting there, atop the ocean
A duck sitting there, then a commotion
They bombed the boat (they bombed the boat, Ukraine)
Bombed the boat (they ripped the boat open)
They bombed the boat (they bombed the boat, crew pain)
Bombed the boat
Ever since clown voyage of thugs began
It launched missiles against civilians and kids
The crew thought their boat was the queen of the sea
It now sits amid squid and plaice for the sting rays to see
The thugs ran their big ship on the ocean
But the Ukrainian forces had a whole ’nother notion
The ship was sitting there, atop the ocean
A duck sitting there, then a commotion
They bombed the boat (they bombed the boat, Ukraine)
Bombed the boat (the ship was ripped open)
They bombed the boat (and caused the douche crew pain)
Bombed the boat
The fire that it caused was pretty warm
And so the Russkies tried to tow the hulk through a storm
But they had to abandon ship, the captain and the crew
They left the boat there, burning on the ocean
Cuz saving their sorry asses was their primary notion
It was soon sinking then, into the ocean
It was doomed, sinking then into the ocean
So in order to escape the commotion
Cap. and crew abandoned it to the ocean
Bombed out boat (“bye-bye,” said the sailors)
Bombed out boat (they quit the boat so quick)
Bombed out boat (there just was no saving)
Bombed out boat (it ripped the boat open)
Bombed out boat
Bombed the boat (not coming was some help)
Bombed out boat (bogged down now in the kelp)
Bombed out boat (bogged down with the sea shells)
Rolled over, rolled over, rolled over
Faux pas, faux pas, Russian navy
No way, no way could they save it
Bombed the boat
Bombed out boat………………………
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