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Song Parodies -> "Eat Me With A Pretzel Stick"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"

Original Performer:

Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Me With A Pretzel Stick"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

I wrote this while waiting forever for the main dish at some fancy
restaurant. For those who are not familiar with the original
song, it's a farcical little multilingual ditty about S&M, ripe to be
parodied.
Before Pizza, or au bon pain
In a restaurant in Japan
Here's our waiter. His name's Stan
Appetizer, here's the plan

Eat me with a pretzel stick.
Eat me! Eat me!
Ess mein kinder, zein mit glick
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!
Eat me with a pretzel stick.
Eat me slowly. Eat me quick
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!

If the main dish comes too slow
I will drink all the Bordeaux
Stuff my face, have to go
Tell ol' Stanley to serve Flo

Eat me with a pretzel stick.
Eat me! Eat me!
Zoot alors, ees pathetique!
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!
Eat me with a pretzel stick.
It's great with butter, soft and thick
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!

Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!

Eating duck, or a flambe
Want that crunch in any way
Munchies come, please don't delay
I can hear them far away

Eat me with a pretzel stick.
Eat me! Eat me!
I'm not hungry, I'll just pick
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!
Eat me with a pretzel stick.
Filled up on the aperrtif
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!

Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!
Eat me!
Eat me!
Eat me! Crunch!
Eat me!
Eat me!
Eat me! Eat me!...

Parody copyright Mason Resnick
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Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Food's fun, innit? Well done, Mason! 555
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember that original song...."Hit me with your rhythm stick, it's fun to be a lunatic!"
Meriadoc - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is good enough to ess. Heck it's good enough to fress! ;-)
MasonR - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof--yup, food and personal hygene are the stuff dreams (and many parodies) are made of. Johnny D--yeah, it was one of Ian Dury's bigest, um, hits. Meri--as my grandmother used to say, sometimes it's better to fress than to ess!

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