Song Parodies -> "Socks & Pants & Sausage Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll"

Original Performer:

Ian Dury & the Blockheads

Parody Song Title:

"Socks & Pants & Sausage Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Is all me and LadBaby need
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Are very good indeed

All your Christmas days, they will come & they go
The effort that you waste, been there, got the t-shirt
You need useful things, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever get, are presents you don't like

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Is very good indeed

Every bit of clothing, don't have to be pretty
Getting something useful, is really not a pity
Don't confuse my gifts with my sister's Hello Kitty
See my bedroom, it's got boy stuff - girl stuff ain't going to fit

Here's a little bit of advice
You're quite welcome it is free
Don't buy nothing too exotic
Socks & pants are good for me

I like Spiderman pyjamas
Something that is ordinary
& get my teeth into a small slice
A bite of sausage roll

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls

Socks, pants, sausage, rolls
Socks, pants, sausage, rolls

(13.2.20) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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Duc4AmIRight - March 22, 2023 - Report this comment

This was funny! 555

Agrimorfee - June 03, 2023 - Report this comment

Not very familiar with the OS (Original Song), but this was goofy enough for the title sub for me to rank a 555.

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