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Song Parodies -> "Spaff"
Original Song Title:
"Theme From Shaft"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Isaac Hayes
Parody Song Title:
"Spaff"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
This site is filled with many awesome pun-a-linguists, too numerous to name, but the one who makes me laugh the most.....
Who's the crack jivin' mick
That's a laugh machine for all us hicks?
(SPAFF!) we're damn glad
Who is the man we would
Sell our soul for his talent, man?
(SPAFF!) don't forget it
Who's so good we all drop out
When there's contests we all shout
(SPAFF!) damn him
You see that Spaff is a bad mutha....
(Hush your mouse)
But I'm laughin' at that Spaff
(And don't you forget it)
He's a (.)com-placated man
You ever wonder 'bout him?
Is he human?
(Huh Spaff?)
That's a laugh machine for all us hicks?
(SPAFF!) we're damn glad
Who is the man we would
Sell our soul for his talent, man?
(SPAFF!) don't forget it
Who's so good we all drop out
When there's contests we all shout
(SPAFF!) damn him
You see that Spaff is a bad mutha....
(Hush your mouse)
But I'm laughin' at that Spaff
(And don't you forget it)
He's a (.)com-placated man
You ever wonder 'bout him?
Is he human?
(Huh Spaff?)
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All hail The Mighty Spaff! I love his parodies, and I love this parody!
The last verse is frickin' priceless:
"He's a (.)com-placated man
You ever wonder 'bout him?
Is he human?"
The last verse is frickin' priceless:
"He's a (.)com-placated man
You ever wonder 'bout him?
Is he human?"
nice tribute...5s...by the way, today isaac hayes turns 62
I don't know the tune well enough to vote, but I couldn't agree more with your sentiments. What a wonderful tribute, Dee!
A spiffy tribute.
Johnny D., alvin, AKA and John Barry, thanks
I liked this:
(Hush your mouse)
Yes I have to agree that the Spaffer commands the respect of all who read and listen to his work. Fine tribute Dee.
(Hush your mouse)
Yes I have to agree that the Spaffer commands the respect of all who read and listen to his work. Fine tribute Dee.
Right on. Spaff ain't just fly, he's super-fly.
Guy and Michael, thanks
Truly a stunning accomplishment. Stellar. Phenomenal. Other superlatives. (And not 'cause I'm biased or anything.) Thanx for the honor, oh deranged one. I can dig it.
And to those of you who said nice things about me in your comments: Thank you for letting my ego survive to see another day.
And to those of you who said nice things about me in your comments: Thank you for letting my ego survive to see another day.
You are very welcome, your emminems......I mean emminence. Just repay us with more parodies
I can dig it. 545
Agrimorfee, thanks
I just had this idea but I see it's been done already. Excellent!!!
Mr D. Ranger, please come back, & continue this 70's song!! This is great , and it does ring true about SPAFF !!!! Love: hush your mouse! hush . . . hush . . . hush . . .
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