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Song Parodies -> "The Glove Poke"
Original Song Title:
"Theme From 'The Love Boat'"
Original Performer:
Jack Jones
Parody Song Title:
"The Glove Poke"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Glove
In spite of its lube
Bum is sore
It's inspecting you
Glove
Thy mystery-sword
Let it probe
In those cracks and tubes
The Glove Poke
Soon will be staking another bum
The Glove Poke
Promises bum-sting for everyone
Set a course for ass-wrencher
Your hind on a nude low stance
And Glove
Won't hurt anymore
It's a gropin' smile
On an endly chore
It's
Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ove!
Welcome the soreness!
Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ove!
In spite of its lube
Bum is sore
It's inspecting you
Glove
Thy mystery-sword
Let it probe
In those cracks and tubes
The Glove Poke
Soon will be staking another bum
The Glove Poke
Promises bum-sting for everyone
Set a course for ass-wrencher
Your hind on a nude low stance
And Glove
Won't hurt anymore
It's a gropin' smile
On an endly chore
It's
Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ove!
Welcome the soreness!
Glo-o-o-o-o-o-ove!
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I can't remember the captain's name...was it Stubing or Lubing? ;-) 555
I'd rather have a rectal exam than watch the " Love Boat ". Atleast that only happens once a year. 5's.
Yeeowch!! 5's
funny stuff...i think i'd rather get a glove poke than watch "love boat"
Ease that prow into the berth. Funny fives.
Reminds me of a drawing I made many many years ago titled "Houdini escaping from his proctologist".
Well, better to have a glove rather than a Gopher up there.
I have to admit that as a youngster, my ass was in front of the lube -- I mean, in front of the 'tube' watching 'The Love Boat' on many a Saturday night. Nice job.
I have to admit that as a youngster, my ass was in front of the lube -- I mean, in front of the 'tube' watching 'The Love Boat' on many a Saturday night. Nice job.
Good parody but, I pouted in the end....5s
Thanks Kristof, Red Ant, Adagio, Alvin, JB, Rex, Leo, and Rick.
Maybe that's what a "yeoman purser" does? 555
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