Song Parodies -> "Doctor My Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

Original Performer:

"Doctor My Ass"

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The Lyrics

This is a cheerful optomistic ditty about things not being ass bad as you think.....

Doctor my ass has felt the cream
And your tools that made me scream
From the prying
As you pressed my prostate gland
I have done what you prescribed
Quit the drink I once imbibed
Am I dying?
You must help me make a stand

Doctor my ass
Tell me why it's sore
Like broken glass
Help me fix the old back door

As I've gurneyed through this ward
That my health plan could afford
I've been waiting for your medical advice
People die here every day
If this happens I won't pay so please just cure me
Please don't make me ask you twice

Doctor my ass
You say it's just a 'roid?
Can fix it fast?
Just with some minor surgery?

(Operation solo)

Doctor my ass
Now is feeling fine
Now I can pass
I now have learned I won't die

Yow!

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Overall Rating:	5.0

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Johnny D - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick, I think Amiright needs a Department of Proctological Parodies.......... and I nominate you for Department Chair. 555 mg of Versed and you won't remember a thing.......

David Chrenko - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice to see you're getting behind in your work.

alvin rhodes - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

a painful subject...but a good parody....5s

Agrimorfee - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

555 for "I have gurneyed through this ward". ;D

Royce Miller - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick, it's pretty funny

Meriadoc - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Was this inspired by a misheard lyric? ;-D

mac - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Well paced, but not very funny or original.