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Song Parodies -> "Martha My Pies"
Original Song Title:
"Doctor My Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackson Browne
Parody Song Title:
"Martha My Pies"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Martha Stewart is released this Sunday, March 6th, 2005.
Martha my pies bring me to tears
Cause I can't bake like my peers
I keep trying
But they're sticking to the pan
I've been baking since the dawn
And though I know you're an ex-con
I am desp'rate
Would you help me with a plan?
Martha my pies
Always come out wrong
Now you're streetwise
Oh were they baking for too long?
See I have tried to make a swirl
And now that you're a homey girl
I've been baking
But before I add the cream
Could you promise me a thrill
It would give me such a big chill
Whip up this filling
While I scrub this oven clean
Martha my pies
Always make me scream
And I surmise
You'll know exactly what I mean
Martha my pies
Causing me to cry
Does your franchise
Keep asking you to say goodbye?
Cause I can't bake like my peers
I keep trying
But they're sticking to the pan
I've been baking since the dawn
And though I know you're an ex-con
I am desp'rate
Would you help me with a plan?
Martha my pies
Always come out wrong
Now you're streetwise
Oh were they baking for too long?
See I have tried to make a swirl
And now that you're a homey girl
I've been baking
But before I add the cream
Could you promise me a thrill
It would give me such a big chill
Whip up this filling
While I scrub this oven clean
Martha my pies
Always make me scream
And I surmise
You'll know exactly what I mean
Martha my pies
Causing me to cry
Does your franchise
Keep asking you to say goodbye?
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not sure if I got the full meaning of this one Tim, and DKTOS - I know Martha's become very rich since she went in though
Very timely Tim, she was just released from Camp Cupcake a few hours ago.
Timely indeed, Tim, and tasty, too!
LOL, Tim!
hmmmmmm...flaky and delicate...5s
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