The best song mentioning Ding Dongs since Weird Al's Fat video. Quite the creative new parody duo!

mmmmm.......pie. My doctor told me I was overweight, so I got another doctor. Funny work you two.

15 pounds

Nice collaborative effort! I like the OS but, I'm not sure I'll ever hear the original lyrics again. 5's

You did a wonderful job of sucking three 5's out of me. Funny stuff: Loved the last line. 555

I resemble those remarks! Oops, sorry, T.M.I.

My doctor told me I needed to lose weight. I asked him for a second opinion. He said, "Okay, your parodies are lousy, too!"

Jeff...thanks! Yeah...I figure I have to squeeze as much talent out of Leo as I can before he realizes that I'm using him...; ) The other day, he had a brilliant idea and let me latch on for some undeserved glory...on this one, I had a so-so idea that he salvaged brilliantly...gotta love him!

Rex...hee! Thanks!

alvin...and...15 thank yous...

Rick...I think the greatest parodies on the site (for me) are those that alter the OS in my mind forever. Example: I sing "There's a Spiral Crush" EVERY time I hear "There's a Kind of Hush." That's thanks to the Hobbits...(who I haven't seen in a while...what gives??) Aaaanyway...thanks!!

Catch 23...thanks! I also love the last line...=) Remember what I said to Jeff about Leo's talent making me look good??

Johnny...hehehe...glad you can relate...=)

Mister Pacholek...LOL! Nice...

AND BIG THANKS TO LEO, ONCE AGAIN...HE ROCKS!!! (AND ROLLS)

"But grew in size from Kit-Kats, Ho-Hos and Ding-Dongs" Wonderful! 555

Thanks everyone... Though, Arwen, I'm still wondering how you gave me top billing on YOUR parody idea (when in doubt, go alphabetical, bastard). Particularly given that this piece is spoken by a female character -- you could have at least used the Mistress to help you with this one. Anyhoo, thanks for the generous words, but um... I think you more than pulled your (newly-slenderized) weight here...

Kristof...yep, another one of Leo's lines. I'm starting to think that I suck. ; ) Thanks!

And Leo...Every once in a while, I try to be humble...(yeah right!)...I never would have finished it were it not for your help...so...you got to be first. =)

Hey, there are no 'my lines' and 'your lines' in a collaboration -- minds merge as one.

Sweet. Next time we submit something together, it'll go under Arwen Jay. Or Leo the Elf. Two Minds Merge into One Sexy Bastard.

This collaborative parody might not get the recognition that Take It Easy has earned, but it a hell of a lot funnier! "But I eat more than my fill" scans nicely!

Thanks, B Alcorn!

Ha, I'd forgotten about this one!