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Song Parodies -> "Honey My Foot"
Original Song Title:
"Doctor My Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackson Browne
Parody Song Title:
"Honey My Foot"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
Wife (Playing her guitar):Hi honey, what's up? Husband (Sits down and shows deep sore on his bare foot):This is! (Wife plays guitar, while husband sings.)
Honey my foot has real deep sores,
Won't go away, I need band aids,
And I need cream,
I have allergies to wooden shoes
And to flip-flops, and it itches bad.
Give me cream as soon as you can!
Honey my foot, give me some first aid.
I am in pain and I itch right to the bone!
Honey my foot is flaking skin flakes,
All over the carpet and has made a mess,
There is mucus coming out,
And I see some bugs crawling out,
Forming a society!
Honey my foot, I'm going insane!
There is pain and I really need your help!
(Wife gets bandages and cortizone cream.)
Honey my foot, I feel better now.
I'm in paradise after telling you that
I'm in pain!
Won't go away, I need band aids,
And I need cream,
I have allergies to wooden shoes
And to flip-flops, and it itches bad.
Give me cream as soon as you can!
Honey my foot, give me some first aid.
I am in pain and I itch right to the bone!
Honey my foot is flaking skin flakes,
All over the carpet and has made a mess,
There is mucus coming out,
And I see some bugs crawling out,
Forming a society!
Honey my foot, I'm going insane!
There is pain and I really need your help!
(Wife gets bandages and cortizone cream.)
Honey my foot, I feel better now.
I'm in paradise after telling you that
I'm in pain!
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