Just woke up, I've got no clue, just where is this place?
There's no landmarks here I recognise, oh geez
Try to have a look around, but that hurts my brai-ain
And so I trip on this prat next to me
He's passed out flat on his face, he's wearin' duck pyjamas
I ain't got much on 'cept my undies blue, yeah-eah
Swear he's not a friend of mine, though maybe after all that wine
Might've slurred he was my buddy true

I've never seen a mess like this after a night of booze
Somethin's up here, somethin's up from what I see-ee-ee, oh no
I look for my pal's I.D., see-ee if I know this du-ude
His name isn't ringin' any bells for me
So I'm stuck here, me and some asshole named Steve

I would retrace my steps, bu-ut my brain's kinda made of fuzz
Yeah, really wish booze didn't make me bold
Cause I see my car's cra-ashed and my mouth's tastin' like butt
Yeah, really hopin' that's a metapho-or
My brain's clearin' a little mo-ore, but not enough to sa-ay
That awakin' Stevey up is a real good i-idea
I don't trust his moustache, already made too many damn mista-akes
I don't wanna push that shitty luck of mine

I've rummaged through both of our pants, but I have found no clues
Somethin' about this smells really fishy-y-y, yeah
Cause I swear I've seen his face befo-ore, maybe on the ne-ews
I hope he won't make headlines outta me, mmm-mmm
Hopin' it's just me and some no-name named Steve, yeah

La-da-da, la-da-da-da, la-da-da, da-da-da-a
La-da-da la la-la-da some guy named Steve, yeah
La da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La da-da la-la la some guy named Steve, yeah-eah
La da-da, la-da-la-la la-da-la-na-na, la-da-na-la, na-na-la-na-la
I know nothin' 'bout this moron named Ste-eve, yeah-eah
No-na-no-na-na-no-na-na, no-na-na-no-na-na-no-na-na-no-na-na-no-na-na
How'd I end up with this no-name named Ste-e-eve? Yeah-eah

I hear somebody comin', milit'ry ma-an
I hope he won't start a-gunnin', Steve's awakin', crap, he's all:
"What's this commoner done with Dictator Ste-eve?" Yeah-eah
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I drunk with Dictator Ste-eve, lo-o-o-o-ord

Yeah-ha
Whoo!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Drunk mates with Dictator Ste-eve, yeah-eah