-> "This Trump Must Resign"
Original Song Title:
"This Jesust Must Die"
Original Performer:
JC Superstar Original Cast
Parody Song Title:
"This Trump Must Resign"
The Lyrics
PENCE:
Senate Leader Mitch..... the caucus waits for you.
The GOP is here to meet with you.
McCONNELL:
Republicans, you know why we are here.
It's Donald Trump....he's stoking hate and fear
MOB OF TRUMPIES (outside)
"Make America Great Again"
"Make America Great Again"
"Make America Great Again"
"Make America Great Again"
KEVIN McCARTHY:
Listen to that crazy bunch of Trumpies in the street!
A speech on immigration, he's just throwing them red meat!
GOP:
He is dangerous!
MOB AT RALLY:
Donald Trump! President!!
GOP:
He is dangerous!
MOB AT RALLY
Tell us that you have been "heaven sent"
PENCE
He's holding a rally now to whip up all his base
DENNIS ROSS:
A bad luck situation that I think we must erase.
GOP:
He is dangerous!
MOB AT RALLY
Donald Trump! President!!
GOP
He is dangerous!
STEVE SCALISE:
Look Leader Mitch! The Democrats are mad!!
DENNIS ROSS:
Look, Leader Mitch! The polls look really bad!
MITCH McCONNELL:
Just wait! ......We need a more viable solution to this problem.
KEVIN McCARTHY:
What then to do about Trump as our President?
Liar Extrordinaire, hero of fools.
PENCE:
He's constantly lying and more racial slogans.
McCONNELL:
Putin will vouch for this: Trump is a fool.!!
KEVIN McCARTHY:
We tried to take his electronic devices.
His crazy-ass tweets are all out of control.
PENCE
But how can we stop him?
The country's in pieces!
With Fox News's viewers he's high in the polls.
McCONNELL:
I see bad times a-coming.
Elect him again and our asses are grass
I see Party destruction,
Our elimination because of one ass.
Party destruction cuz' Trump's a jackass
ALL (inside)
Jackass! Jackass! Yes Trump's a jackass
McCONNELL
Our elimination cuz' Trump's a jackass
GOP:
Jackass! Jackass! Yes, Trump is a, Trump is a %#@&--ing jackass
PENCE
What can we do? All those Trumpies are maniacs.
McCARTHY:
Can't make a deal when a thinks he's a King
PENCE:
Where do we start with a man who is worse than
Joe McCarthy when he did his Communist thing?
McCONNELL
Fools, we lost the election!
Our negative ratings are terribly high!
We must stop this insanity...
So like Richard Nixon, this Trump must resign
For the Party & Nation, this Trump must resign
GOP:
Resign, Resign, this Trump must resign
McCONNELL
So like Richard Nixon, this Trump must resign
GOP:
Resign! Resign!, This Trump he must, Trump he must, Trump must resign!
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