-> "Chavin's In Jail"
Original Song Title:
"Love's Gonna Last"
Original Performer:
Jeffree (Jeff Perry)
Parody Song Title:
"Chavin's In Jail"
The Lyrics
[[Chorus]]:
Chauvin's in jail
Chauvin's in jail
Chauvin's in jail
Chauvin's in jail, forever
[[1st Verse]]:
That George Floyd couldn't breathe
His stomach hurtin', in pain
There's a white man
That got what's coming to him, yes!
It just makes no darn sense to kill one great black man
It's just satanic when destroying blacks, yes!
And make our lives count
Always
Do you hear me white folks? Whoo-hoo
Make our lives count!
Always, always
[[Bridge:]]
You see (all lives do matter)
(Let's stop all racists)
(All lives do matter, blacks and brown)
(even red folks too)
(Blacks did not do anything to whites, no sir!)
Never, no we didn't
We are just one race
Don't kill me!
I'm innocent today
It is not your world, it's ours, too
This whole world's made for us!
Do you hear me white folks, white folks? (Chauvin's in jail)
(Chauvin's now in slammers forever)
I'ma tell you this now white folks (Chauvin's in jail)
(Ain't it amazing he's in jail forever)
Do you hear me white folks, white folks (Chauvin's in jail) Listen and learn!
(Jail forever)
Are you listening to me white folks? (Chauvin in jail) Listen and learn
Oh!
[[2nd Verse]]:
Are you just glad that he's in jail folks?
That selfish man, he sure deserves
A jail term of life behind bars once and for all
We'll try our best to stop whites killing blacks for all
And as long as they know we are unique
There's no audacity to kill no blacks
Blacks are unique, yes
Ooh, baby
Always, yes
Do you hear me folks, I am singing
(We are, one world, one race, family) Chauvin's in jail
(We are, one world, one race, family) Chauvin's in jail
Hope you've learned your lesson, that's why Chauvin is in jail
Once again that we are all
(We are, one world, one race, family) Chauvin's in jail
(We are, one world, one race, family) Chauvin's in jail
Hope you've learned your lesson, that's why Chauvin is in jail
He's in jail (forever)
He's in jail, yeah (Chauvin's in jail)
Chauvin's in jail (Chauvin's in jail)
Hope you've learned your lesson, that's why Chauvin is in jail
He's in jail for now (Chauvin's in jail)
He's in jail now(Chauvin's in jail)
Hope you've learned your lesson, that's why Chauvin is in jail
Chauvin's in jail, forever
Chauvin's in jail
Chauvin's in jail
Don't forget that he's... (Chauvin's in jail)
Don't forget that he's... (Chauvin's in jail)
Forever! (Yes!)
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