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Song Parodies -> "Mona Lisa Blames da Vinci"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Not Lisa"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jessi Colter
Parody Song Title:
"Mona Lisa Blames da Vinci"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Mona Lisa she blames da Vinci
For Debussy Thoreau-fare
She marched her Bach to
The minuet fugue
Caesar sonnet
Some flute of fate
She claims Euripides
Mahler don't Handel please
They are Beethoven
But were Calvin mime
He says you're Iliad
Go Homer Plato bad
Et tu, Brute
Don't van Gogh my ear
Hang
With a playful Lear
Moz-Art Lisa
Lisa
Mona Lisa she aimed her Shakespeare
But that Darwin doe was closed
This Luther Stalin
So Thor he's not Faust
Chaucer Rembrandt
Who Marx the Liszt
Framin' Lisa
For Debussy Thoreau-fare
She marched her Bach to
The minuet fugue
Caesar sonnet
Some flute of fate
She claims Euripides
Mahler don't Handel please
They are Beethoven
But were Calvin mime
He says you're Iliad
Go Homer Plato bad
Et tu, Brute
Don't van Gogh my ear
Hang
With a playful Lear
Moz-Art Lisa
Lisa
Mona Lisa she aimed her Shakespeare
But that Darwin doe was closed
This Luther Stalin
So Thor he's not Faust
Chaucer Rembrandt
Who Marx the Liszt
Framin' Lisa
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hate the OS...love the bizarre bend you gave it
Artistic switch
Fav line: . . . Who Marx the Liszt ? Fantastique job! ~Le Marquis de Paramount Parodie~ tres bien, MonSieur !
Very . . .different, I do think it's really cool to cover the ancient authors with in a modern light. More of a tribute in my opinion, but well worth the read, 5s
Thanks alvin, AFW, Lucy, BADave.
I loved this! Very unique.
Thanks Meriadoc.
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